Saturday, May 12, 2007

Sir Conlan Matthew Fields has ARRIVED

After a long wait, a rough labor and a c-section, Todd and Sheila's young prince is finally here!
7 lbs 15.5 oz.
Twenty inches long.
Bright Blue eyes with light brown hair.


Blogger Heather Harper said...

He is beautiful. So sweet. Love me some babies.

2:39 PM CDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congrats to the parents! :)

7:23 AM CDT  
Blogger X. Dell said...

Welcome, Sir Conlan. Since this life is new to you, lemme give you a few pointers.

(1) You will find that riding down the staircase is a lot of fun. Doing this will most likely make grownups pitch a fit, which, of course, only increases the fun.

(2) Start with a stance that's slightly wider than shoulder length, and take about a six-inch stride. That way, you won't take your eye off of the ball when you swing. If you need more power, you can always lower your hands through the hitting zone.

(3) The general theory of driving is to pick a lane and stay in it.

(4) If you can put a thousand dollars a year into an IRA starting right now, you'll be a millionaire by the time you're thirty-eight. While this might not mean much to you now, it might mean a lot to your wife, fiance, girlfriend, partner, significant other, etc..

(5) Have a good life, kid.

3:18 PM CDT  
Blogger Betty S said...

LOL. How can the kid go wrong with friends like you, X.

I guess it really does take a village.

4:25 PM CDT  

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